FRANK AND JOE LISTEN UP

[Mac]

Goodmorning Frank and your side kick Joe, time is getting short, there is only 113 days till April.-----------------------Mac

[The Fireman]

Mudhill,

You by golly are worser then dose big city stores that start putting stuff in before the day is even close. I heard tell that in the big ol Wally mart city store, they had Christmas stuff even before the great pumpkin was supposed to come out of the pumpkin patch.

We ain't even got to Christmas yet and already you are telling about a time way far into next year. You ain't been drinking any of that pure organic hybrid flood water we been a sending your way, have ya ???

Have a Merry Christmas anyway, I bet you already peaked at your presents, that is if you were good enough to get any. Probably you'll get a big ol rock in your stockin or one of those dump "F" bumper bolts,

Frank

[Mac]

Gee Whiz Frank, you sure did say a mouth full, I just said Listen Up !! Oh yes I forgot to mention that Convoy to Portland in August !!---------------------------Got that !!----------------Mac

[The Fireman]

Mac,

I don't know what Goldhill and I would do without you. Now you are yakin about a convoy thing that is so far away, it might as well be in the moon.

Gee whiz Mac, we haven't even got to do the Santy Klause thing and you are yackin about Porkland, sheesh. I really believe you livin down river like you are, them big city slicker Yankee ways are gettin to ya.

Take some time out and enjoy what is around ya, instead of yakin about somethings that would even be here til next year.

If you can sit still long enough, have a Merry Christmas,

Frank

[Mike Seymour]

Does that mean Frank and Goldie Joe ain't goin' on the convoy, Mud?

[Mac]

Got me Mike, what they plan for tomorrow is too far ahead for those two !!------------------As for the Convoy, I`ll ask them again, maybe August the day of the run.---------------Mud

[goldhill joe]

Weil Mac, sence you is so durn smart--just how long till the konvey to Pertlin. I figer you out to run throu seviral pensels and luts of Siers katalogs just figger thatun................
BTW HOWDY Mike-I am feeezin down in Banjerland ...Heve you lassered the sun and nid it behind a kloud?
Durn-I thein my kurnputer frouze up

[Mike Seymour]

If you're that cold, Joe...just buy a coupla' more dogs

[Mac]

Joe, how about 8 Months and 7 days ??------------------Mac

[goldhill joe]

Well I`ll be............Them fellers to the North and to the West is shore smart(That`s righe Mac and Mike) and you know who you is.
Great idears and good info. Should I get a harie dog er a big fat one? I can see that I got plentie o time to take the bluckes ot frun
m undir the M V to make the kenvoi. Is that lik the 1 wit thr rubber duk and the pig hollers. Ifn no one has pickid the pig holler I would apriceate the pusiterion. You knows down in Banjerland that is a mightie Big Honer.
BTW---THE FIREMAN is in Salt Lake singin in the khoier, So when hs a gettin back he well be iabel totell us allbout it.
Funnie I nevir figired THE FIREMAN fer a soprano, I hurd he was a baretone, laest that is whot I heaird ia Injui Mare-sometin bout swimin and all............................................

[goldhill joe]

Joe, how about 8 Months and 7 days ??------------------Mac

Weil, I be durned that wez yeisterday so how manie are they lift terday-You bein so durn smart and all. Yer kinda a shoi off with all that figerin and such.
I sure hope THE PILL can haddil bein arounde all that brileance.............
Course I spect som of et musta rubid off on her by now-least she don`flont it liek you does...........................

[Mac]

HUSH Joe !!

[Mike Seymour]

Joe HAS been gittin' a bit chatty lately...Hasn't he, Mud?

[Mac]

Yes Mike, when Frank is gone !!--------------------Mud